Owner: usr69wh
Having fun
Have fun
Price: 9999 Lunc
Minted: 0/10
Cat coin elpaco edition.
Price: 9999 Lunc
Minted: 0/5
Have fun. Rats with attitude
Price: 99999 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
Moon cat card.
Price: 99999 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
A skeleton went to the Moon. The charts went up. The head did not. HEAD NOT FOUND. ERROR 404. This is what happens after 2,083 days of holding, refreshing charts, and saying “I’m in it for the tech.” The body stayed calm. The head detached. ELPACO EDITION captures peak crypto enlightenment: no fear, no panic, no brain — just vibes. A floating calavera head glows like a broken system message while the rest of the investor sits patiently on the Moon, rocking through volatility like it’s a bedtime story.
Price: 66666 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
The Legend of "Bones" McBaghold Most people enter the afterlife looking for peace, but "Bones" McBaghold entered looking for a Wi-Fi signal. In his previous life, Bones was a legendary trader who famously tried to "buy the dip" of a falling piano. He died as he lived: staring at a 1-minute candle chart and ignoring his doctor’s advice to "breathe occasionally." When he arrived at the Gates of Mictlán, the Aztec underworld, he didn't ask for his ancestors—he asked if they accepted Dogecoin.
Price: 33333 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
developer_comment: "why is this live" fix_planned: no rollback_attempted: failed support_ticket: ignored timestamp: 1970-01-01
Price: 111111 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
Lolpaca: no thoughts, just vibes. Aped in at ATH, still screaming “we’re so back” at the bottom. Diamond hooves, fried brain, spiritually liquidated.
Price: 13370 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
An ancient swamp god trapped in corrupted pixels. Sees the charts. Sees you. Says nothing
Price: 100000 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
Brain fried, tongue out, eyes spiraling. Too many memes, too many candles, zero regrets
Price: 100000 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
A wabbit that stared at the screen too long and never recovered. Eyes spinning. Brain leaking pixels. Dopamine overflow detected.
Price: 99999 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
A rock that observed spiders for too long and decided it was one. Sticker eyes applied. Legs incorrectly installed. Still crawling.
Price: 99999 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
A worker ant hauling transactions across a broken chain. Doesn’t ask questions. Doesn’t stop. Carries the system anyway.
Price: 99999 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
A space fox witch abandoned on the moon when Terra fell. She waits. Still asks: wen moon?
Price: 500000 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
Plankton at the surface. Whale from below. Retail notices last.
Price: 99999 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
A thing that learned to eat money and forgot how leaves work.
Price: 55555 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
A cat wearing a bunny suit to blend in. The zipper is broken. The eyes didn’t get the memo. Everyone else seems fine with it.
Price: 99999 Lunc
Minted: 0/1
Pixel by pixel, the chain stabilized. The moon returned. The magic survived. This Recovered Edition celebrates resilience, community, and the strange beauty that emerges after collapse — imperfect, nostalgic, and proudly Classic.
Price: 400000 Lunc
Minted: 0/1